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ThorntonRunner May 2018 8:21pm, 21 May 2018 1,711 posts	0 ThorntonRunner [Ditto!]
Markymarkmark May 2018 9:47pm, 21 May 2018 6,949 posts	0 Markymarkmark [I had to Google the cherries and finally the penny (or the elephant) dropped. It wasn't obvious though!]
Stander May 2018 8:21am, 22 May 2018 15,670 posts	0 Stander The elephant / cherry thing didn't work because the original elephant joke said they painted their toenails. The version I also knew was that they painted their balls, hence why the giraffe joke then works.
Tumbleweed90 May 2018 8:39am, 22 May 2018 122 posts	0 Tumbleweed90 I do love elephant jokes. How do you kill a big blue elephant? With your big blue elephant gun of course! How do you kill a big yellow elephant? Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
Tumbleweed90 May 2018 8:41am, 22 May 2018 123 posts	0 Tumbleweed90 What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant!
Stander May 2018 10:05am, 22 May 2018 15,671 posts	0 Stander Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
colindglen May 2018 10:17am, 22 May 2018 355 posts	0 colindglen What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
colindglen May 2018 10:18am, 22 May 2018 356 posts	0 colindglen How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door.
colindglen May 2018 10:18am, 22 May 2018 357 posts	0 colindglen How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
Binks May 2018 1:23pm, 22 May 2018 7,805 posts	0 Binks I'm in the doghouse with the wife. She got a call from the school asking why she hadn't picked up the kids. She yelled at me "FFS I told you this morning! I am working late tonight and so need you to go and pick the kids up from school today!" I can only vaguely remember the conversation, but I could swear she said "Yanny".

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