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Joke of the day........

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No. Anus
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Mark J
What's the loudest noise on the jungle?

Giraffe's eating cherries.
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Eynsham Red
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle.

Because the parrots eat ‘me all.
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Monday: Greg

Tuesday: Ian

Wednesday: Greg

Thursday: Ian

Friday: Greg

Gregorian Calendar.
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The Terminator
Why is it so easy to get lost in the jungle?

Cos the jungle's massive innit
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Nessie
[Can someone explain the giraffe one?]
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Iron Thigh Girl
[Go back to the elephant joke, Nessie.]
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larkim
Why do Monkey's painted their gonads red? So that they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle....
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Nessie
[D'oh! Thanks. *blush*]
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[Thanks for asking Nessie!]

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