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buttscratcher Jun 2018 11:13pm, 8 Jun 2018 395 posts	Quote 3 pins buttscratcher If I complain about whatever my last post was all about can that be removed? Should read ,who liked it more after it was removed?
JRitchie Jun 2018 10:33am, 9 Jun 2018 1,410 posts	Quote 2 pins JRitchie I have just seen this terrifying film about a zombie virus that breaks out in an Asian restaurant kitchen. The Woking Dead.
JRitchie Jun 2018 10:35am, 9 Jun 2018 1,411 posts	Quote 2 pins JRitchie I have just seen this terrifying film about a zombie virus that breaks out in a large Surrey commuter town. The Woking Dead.
JRitchie Jun 2018 10:36am, 9 Jun 2018 1,412 posts	Quote 5 pins JRitchie I have just seen this terrifying film about zombie virus that breaks out in the kitchen of an Asian restaurant on a Surrey commuter town. The Woking Woking Dead.
richmac Jun 2018 4:08pm, 9 Jun 2018 11,267 posts	Quote Pin richmac Enough now
Nellers Jun 2018 5:46pm, 9 Jun 2018 32,717 posts	Quote 1 pin Nellers I have just seen this terrifying film about zombie virus that causes dead people to turn into very enthusiastic zombies. The Well Keen Dead.
Chrisity Jun 2018 5:48pm, 9 Jun 2018 15,992 posts	Quote 2 pins Chrisity And the virus that turns you into a crap Football pundit, the Roy Keane Dead.
Nellers Jun 2018 5:50pm, 9 Jun 2018 32,718 posts	Quote 1 pin Nellers Or the virus that takes away your car keys so you can't give your kids lifts: The Walking Dad.
swittle Jun 2018 5:53pm, 9 Jun 2018 49,025 posts	Quote 2 pins swittle Or the bug that affected that liver & onions you ordered: The Offal Dead.
Nellers Jun 2018 5:57pm, 9 Jun 2018 32,719 posts	Quote 6 pins Nellers Or. The virus that. Makes dead. People. Speak in. Oddly. Punctuated. Aaaaah. Sentences. The Walken. Dead.