Joke of the day........

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57.5 Degrees of Pain 6 Oct 7:34pm, 6 Oct 2024 22,201 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain AndyS wrote:I’m giving a talk at a conference for people who are avid porridge eaters. I’m the keen oat speaker. Is it your regular speech or a bran new one?
colindglen 6 Oct 8:08pm, 6 Oct 2024 4,423 posts	0 colindglen Sounds a bit flaky to me
Seratonin 6 Oct 8:44pm, 6 Oct 2024 52,830 posts	0 Seratonin Did these cereal puns come from a muesli-um?
um 6 Oct 9:08pm, 6 Oct 2024 8,918 posts	0 um I don’t know! But corny.
richmac 7 Oct 8:34am, 7 Oct 2024 29,572 posts	0 richmac My mate drowned in a bowl of muesli, he was dragged down but a strong current
Muttley 7 Oct 10:14am, 7 Oct 2024 3,510 posts	0 Muttley The old ones are the best!
Sigh 7 Oct 11:32am, 7 Oct 2024 28,547 posts	0 Sigh I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time later. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
richmac 7 Oct 11:51am, 7 Oct 2024 29,574 posts	0 richmac I picked up a female hitch hiker once She told me she was a witch I told her I didn't believe her Then, she said a couple of magic words & turned into a lay by
richmac 7 Oct 11:51am, 7 Oct 2024 29,575 posts	0 richmac I turned FFS
Diogenes 7 Oct 11:55am, 7 Oct 2024 88,621 posts	0 Diogenes I can't believe people around here are letting off fireworks already and it's not even Halloween. My poor old dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.