Joke of the day........

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4 Oct
5:37pm, 4 Oct 2024
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AndyS
How do you know someone's run a marathon? Just wait, they'll tell you soon enough.
How do you know someone does cross-fit? Just wait, they'll tell you soon enough.
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4 Oct
6:35pm, 4 Oct 2024
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Red Squirrel
Ah I see: “I’m a vegan, I do cross-fit”
4 Oct
6:55pm, 4 Oct 2024
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Chrisity
I'm with you @Red Squirrel , I thought it was either cross or fit not vegan or cross-fitter.
5 Oct
1:09pm, 5 Oct 2024
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mr d
Chrisity wrote:I'm with you @Red Squirrel , I thought it was either cross or fit not vegan or cross-fitter.


"It's the way I tell 'em."
6 Oct
4:20pm, 6 Oct 2024
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AndyS
I’m giving a talk at a conference for people who are avid porridge eaters.

I’m the keen oat speaker.
um
6 Oct
5:48pm, 6 Oct 2024
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um
Just the one talk Andy, not a serial ?
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6:07pm, 6 Oct 2024
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Silent Runner
I don’t eat cereal. It goes against the grain.
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6:58pm, 6 Oct 2024
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Mushroom
I need a raisin to do so.
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6:59pm, 6 Oct 2024
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Ocelot Spleens
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7:02pm, 6 Oct 2024
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Groundhog
Oh, you need to be on the ball to get that one. 🤔

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