Joke of the day........

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57.5 Degrees of Pain 29 Sep 2:33pm, 29 Sep 2024 21,620 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Mozzer wrote:I've joined an 'autopsy for beginners' night class. Tonight is open Mike night. That old saw...
Nellers 29 Sep 3:34pm, 29 Sep 2024 43,879 posts	0 Nellers Did you see they had the funeral for the guy that invented the USB the other day? They lowered his coffin slowly into the grave, then lifted it back out and flipped it over before trying it again.
Seratonin 29 Sep 10:49pm, 29 Sep 2024 52,650 posts	0 Seratonin Is it my turn? I know that we like to take it interns here
Oranj 1 Oct 4:02pm, 1 Oct 2024 4,337 posts	0 Oranj "It's just like riding a bicycle." Me: Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most.
Mushroom 1 Oct 6:42pm, 1 Oct 2024 3,365 posts	0 Mushroom I've just spent £100 on a new belt that doesn't fit. Huge waste..
Mushroom 1 Oct 6:43pm, 1 Oct 2024 3,366 posts	0 Mushroom I've decided that I now identify myself as a roll on deodorant. And, before you ask, yes I'm Sure..
Jock Itch 3 Oct 10:32am, 3 Oct 2024 14,056 posts	0 Jock Itch Funny you should say that Mushroom cos I went into a chemist's yesterday and asked for a deodorant... The girl said, "ball or aerosol?" I said, "neither, it's for my armpits!
57.5 Degrees of Pain 3 Oct 10:35am, 3 Oct 2024 21,954 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Jock Itch wrote:Funny you should say that Mushroom cos I went into a chemist's yesterday and asked for a deodorant... The girl said, "ball or aerosol?" I said, "neither, it's for my armpits! A joke so old it featured in the 'Great old chestnuts of the world' segment of Not the Nine O'clock News in about 1980.
Surrey Phil 3 Oct 2:23pm, 3 Oct 2024 10,720 posts	0 Surrey Phil Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson using weird Scandinavian accents I believe.
Muttley 3 Oct 2:34pm, 3 Oct 2024 3,504 posts	0 Muttley Yes, I remember that sketch!