Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 22 Sep 12:45pm, 22 Sep 2024 3,345 posts	0 Mushroom *wife...
Mushroom 22 Sep 12:45pm, 22 Sep 2024 3,346 posts	0 Mushroom These jokes just crepe on you.
um 22 Sep 12:48pm, 22 Sep 2024 8,867 posts	0 um More like un pain in the neck.
richmac 22 Sep 3:14pm, 22 Sep 2024 29,367 posts	0 richmac That's a chaux in for a joke
Treborstreet 22 Sep 5:05pm, 22 Sep 2024 264 posts	0 Treborstreet I used to have a friend who would change the sound on his alarm clock every day. I wonder what he’s getting up to now.
mr d 22 Sep 8:15pm, 22 Sep 2024 6,771 posts	0 mr d If you were 6 when Rock Lobster came out in 1978, you'd now B-52.
DocM 22 Sep 9:43pm, 22 Sep 2024 49,919 posts	0 DocM My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
Nellers 23 Sep 3:03pm, 23 Sep 2024 43,855 posts	0 Nellers I used to live just a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.
Mushroom 23 Sep 3:15pm, 23 Sep 2024 3,350 posts	0 Mushroom If there's one thing that makes me throw up, it's a dartboard on a ceiling..
Diogenes 23 Sep 3:17pm, 23 Sep 2024 88,321 posts	0 Diogenes Jokes make me vomit. It's just a gag reflex.