Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 24 Sep 9:05am, 24 Sep 2024 3,352 posts	0 Mushroom A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need..
NordRunner 24 Sep 9:24am, 24 Sep 2024 4,578 posts	0 NordRunner … you should try IKEA, they sell them at a loss. Mind you, the instructions come on a tiny scrap of paper: «Assembly: not your problem.»
Silent Runner 25 Sep 5:35pm, 25 Sep 2024 1,055 posts	0 Silent Runner Mushroom wrote:A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.. I wouldn’t be seen dead in one.
Jock Itch 25 Sep 6:23pm, 25 Sep 2024 14,054 posts	0 Jock Itch What do you call it when you carve a pumpkin in September? Premature Ejack-o-lantern.
Diogenes 25 Sep 6:30pm, 25 Sep 2024 88,407 posts	0 Diogenes Why was the necrophiliac surprised? Because the corpse came to
richmac 25 Sep 9:11pm, 25 Sep 2024 29,419 posts	0 richmac I'm into necrophilia, flagellation and beastiality Am I flogging a dead horse?
Seratonin 25 Sep 9:58pm, 25 Sep 2024 52,570 posts	0 Seratonin Autopsy is a dying art.
Mushroom 26 Sep 7:24am, 26 Sep 2024 3,353 posts	0 Mushroom My dad was always upfront with people. Great guy. Terrible goalkeeper.
Mushroom 26 Sep 10:27am, 26 Sep 2024 3,355 posts	0 Mushroom I asked a French estate agent if he had any un-furnished houses in a forest for sale. "Deux bare gîtes in the woods?" he replied.
Stander 26 Sep 11:36am, 26 Sep 2024 250 posts	0 Stander I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten c**t split on me.