Joke of the day........

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3 Oct
2:37pm, 3 Oct 2024
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Nellers
One of my favourites!
3 Oct
2:41pm, 3 Oct 2024
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Muttley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
3 Oct
2:41pm, 3 Oct 2024
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Maclennane
One of last year's Duke of Edinburgh teams wanted to call themselves "The Stinky Aerosols" but were denied
3 Oct
8:01pm, 3 Oct 2024
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Mushroom
I've just bought a very expensive raspberry jam.

I think it's the preserve of the rich..
4 Oct
11:07am, 4 Oct 2024
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Mushroom
I'm told that going out wearing only a silky cloth is unacceptable...

But how can something that feels so right be sarong..?
4 Oct
12:26pm, 4 Oct 2024
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mr d
If a vegan does cross-fit which one do they tell you about first?
4 Oct
12:31pm, 4 Oct 2024
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Derby Tup
:-)
4 Oct
4:46pm, 4 Oct 2024
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AndyS
We may be in for a bad spell of whether.
4 Oct
5:06pm, 4 Oct 2024
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Jason1969
Just bought a new lawnmower.

My neighbour asked if he could borrow it.
I told him he can use it any time so long as he doesn't take it out of my garden.

I think that might be older than Jocks deodorant one.
4 Oct
5:27pm, 4 Oct 2024
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Red Squirrel
Don’t understand the vegan one

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