Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 9 Oct 9:11am, 9 Oct 2024 3,379 posts	0 Mushroom I scared the Evri delivery guy the other day by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more - my naked body, or the fact I knew where he lived...
Sigh 9 Oct 9:28am, 9 Oct 2024 28,577 posts	0 Sigh I went to a camoflague themed swingers party last night. We all threw our khakis into the bowl.
Muttley 9 Oct 10:09am, 9 Oct 2024 3,511 posts	0 Muttley Reminds me of an old military gag. "I didn't see you at the camouflage seminar this morning, sergeant" "Thank you Sir!"
Red Squirrel 9 Oct 10:17am, 9 Oct 2024 24,494 posts	0 Red Squirrel Nice, Muttley. I’ve not heard that one before.
Jock Itch 9 Oct 8:57pm, 9 Oct 2024 14,058 posts	0 Jock Itch Sheepdog says to farmer: "I got all 50 sheep in the pen!" Farmer says to dog: "But I only have 46 sheep." Sheepdog says to farmer: "I know, I rounded them up."
Muttley 9 Oct 9:40pm, 9 Oct 2024 3,512 posts	0 Muttley Today I dissected a frog to establish its DNA. Turns out to be 60 percent French, 30 percent British, 9 percent Dutch, and a tad Pole.
Gooner 9 Oct 10:58pm, 9 Oct 2024 21,565 posts	0 Gooner Muttley wrote:Today I dissected a frog to establish its DNA. Turns out to be 60 percent French, 30 percent British, 9 percent Dutch, and a tad Pole. Who did it better...?
Gooner 9 Oct 10:58pm, 9 Oct 2024 21,566 posts	0 Gooner fetcheveryone.com/forum/my-silly-pic-of-the-day-4706/ This should have been in the last comment too 🙈
57.5 Degrees of Pain 9 Oct 11:16pm, 9 Oct 2024 22,419 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Muttley wrote:Today I dissected a frog to establish its DNA. Turns out to be 60 percent French, 30 percent British, 9 percent Dutch, and a tad Pole. Surely 99.9% French and a tad Pole?
Eynsham Red 10 Oct 7:42am, 10 Oct 2024 11,422 posts	0 Eynsham Red 57.5 Degrees of Pain wrote:Muttley wrote:Today I dissected a frog to establish its DNA. Turns out to be 60 percent French, 30 percent British, 9 percent Dutch, and a tad Pole.Surely 99.9% French and a tad Pole? Are you amphibially profiling?