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Mushroom
Mushroom
Nov 2023
1:46pm, 6 Nov 2023
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The average garden ornament is 8 inches tall.

That's a little gnome fact..
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Nov 2023
10:28am, 7 Nov 2023
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Couple more facts

I have a 9 inch penis

My wife doesn't know which way round to hold a ruler
Steve NordRunner
Steve NordRunner
Nov 2023
7:43pm, 7 Nov 2023
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^^ exaggerating Nicholls595. 5.95 cm is only 2.34 in. but at least we understand your username now 😉
Ocelot Spleens
Ocelot Spleens
Nov 2023
11:30am, 9 Nov 2023
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You should all try reading Weight Lifting Monthly, there are back issues ....
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Nov 2023
5:52pm, 9 Nov 2023
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.
Steve NordRunner
Steve NordRunner
Nov 2023
7:46pm, 9 Nov 2023
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Do you have a woodburning stove? That could have been one of them regular flue calls.
Oranj
Oranj
Nov 2023
10:37am, 11 Nov 2023
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The engineer, the physicist, the mathematician, and the fire in the waste paper basket:

The engineer just grabs the fire extinguisher and puts the fire out.
The physicist first thinks about what makes a fire - fuel, oxygen, heat - and then realising the fire extinguisher will solve the problem, he grabs it and puts the fire out.
The mathematician glances at the fire extinguisher and thinks to himself "A ha, a solution exists" and walks away.
Mr. K.
Mr. K.
Nov 2023
6:07pm, 11 Nov 2023
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Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…

However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.
mr d
mr d
Nov 2023
6:27pm, 11 Nov 2023
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Got asked if I had any opera jokes. Sorry not my aria I replied.
K5 Gus
K5 Gus
Nov 2023
7:40pm, 11 Nov 2023
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What did you bass that on ? I bet you a tenor it is really !

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