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3M Nov 2023 12:02pm, 21 Nov 2023 22,641 posts	Quote Pin 3M When people say, “You look familiar…” Responding with, “Were we in prison together?”, is almost always a conversation killer [I found that because I have had quite a lot of conversations in the cycle/running changing rooms in the basement I can stop most work conversations for a few moments with the words "I was talking to <insert name here> when we were getting dressed this morning...."]
Chrisity Nov 2023 11:00am, 22 Nov 2023 23,274 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity On similar lines, I stunned the guests at our wedding in a Catholic Church in Canada when I started my speech with the sentence "Most of you won't know this, but I've been married before." (We'd had a small family registry office wedding in England because my mum was scared of flying and wasn't able to go to Canada)
Stander Nov 2023 11:04am, 22 Nov 2023 164 posts	Quote Pin Stander It's actually perfectly allowed to get married in a catholic church if you have been married before. Your previous husband/wife just needs to be dead. (We couldn't do the church thing the second time despite that wife being catholic) Third time was on a beach so no churching anyway.
DocM Nov 2023 11:21am, 22 Nov 2023 48,424 posts	Quote Pin DocM Just been into Tesco's to get some OXO but couldn't find any on the shelves. They must be out of stock.
swittle Nov 2023 1:13pm, 22 Nov 2023 102,308 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^ Perhaps they might Bi-stow an alternative.
Surrey Phil Nov 2023 1:19pm, 22 Nov 2023 9,983 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Weren't they thinking of rebranding themselves as tic-tac-toe?
Muttley Nov 2023 1:25pm, 22 Nov 2023 2,781 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I blended an oxo cube with some nitrous oxide and made myself a laughing stock.
um Nov 2023 1:46pm, 22 Nov 2023 7,923 posts	Quote Pin um I’m just going to ig Knorr these
Steve NordRunner Nov 2023 2:01pm, 22 Nov 2023 3,661 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner I'm putting stock in a good holiday and the return of the Maggi.
Derby Tup Nov 2023 2:03pm, 22 Nov 2023 62,244 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I'm not going to get myself in a stew over stock jokes