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Sigh Nov 2023 7:11pm, 13 Nov 2023 23,449 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Justice is a dish best served cold. If it is served warm, it would be Justwater.
Mushroom Nov 2023 7:45am, 16 Nov 2023 2,891 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I had a leak in the roof over my dining room so I called a roofer to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" he asked. "Last night", I said, "when it took me four hours to finish my soup."
mr d Nov 2023 11:01pm, 17 Nov 2023 6,383 posts	Quote Pin mr d If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Mountkeen Nov 2023 9:20pm, 18 Nov 2023 533 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Top tip! Struggling to know what to get your nearest and dearest for Christmas? Buy them a fridge and watch their faces light up when they open their present!!
Mushroom Nov 2023 9:32am, 19 Nov 2023 2,898 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Breaking news. A cartoonist has been found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2023 12:10pm, 19 Nov 2023 3,645 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner … mostly likely rubbed out.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2023 4:08pm, 19 Nov 2023 14,871 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain Breaking news. A cartoonist has been found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. There has been animated discussion about the case on social media.
um Nov 2023 4:14pm, 19 Nov 2023 7,914 posts	Quote Pin um Police are puzzled. They've found lots of hollowed out pencils. They're now looking for leads. (Although the toilet's been stolen and they have nothing to go on)
Mountkeen Nov 2023 6:50pm, 19 Nov 2023 534 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen When people say, “You look familiar…” Responding with, “Were we in prison together?”, is almost always a conversation killer
mr d Nov 2023 8:26am, 21 Nov 2023 6,392 posts	Quote Pin mr d My doctor asked me if I smoke or drink coffee. "Drink it" I replied.