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Diogenes Oct 2023 10:43pm, 31 Oct 2023 82,304 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes As a man of the world I’ve learnt to ignore rumours.
swittle Oct 2023 10:45pm, 31 Oct 2023 101,577 posts	Quote Pin swittle Perhaps I need to stop thinking about tomorrow.
richmac Nov 2023 7:08am, 1 Nov 2023 24,081 posts	Quote Pin richmac After a visit to the Fleetwood Mac farm I was very disappointed, I left a short review on Tripadvisor "Never going back again"
um Nov 2023 8:38am, 1 Nov 2023 7,844 posts	Quote Pin um What Makes You Think You're the One who can fill the thread with Fleetwood Mac puns? It's Not That Funny, especially since many Go Over my Head. Oh Well.
Stander Nov 2023 11:40am, 1 Nov 2023 157 posts	Quote Pin Stander Yesterday, I went into a costume shop and asked for a Dracula outfit. When the assistant brought me out an Arsenal shirt I told her that her must have misheard me. i said I wanted to look like a count.
Chrisity Nov 2023 12:20pm, 1 Nov 2023 23,175 posts	Quote Pin Chrisity A French bird farmer tried to sell them some Rheas, but they said "Rhea? Non"
Eynsham Red Nov 2023 12:56pm, 1 Nov 2023 10,145 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red A French bird farmer tried to sell them some Rheas, but they said "Rhea? Non" I don’t want to know!
Nicholls595 Nov 2023 2:27pm, 1 Nov 2023 31,034 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre today. At least I think it was him. He had his back to the fuscia.
richmac Nov 2023 3:44pm, 1 Nov 2023 24,088 posts	Quote Pin richmac Where he's going he doesn't need any Rhododendrons
Ocelot Spleens Nov 2023 12:07pm, 2 Nov 2023 38,103 posts	Quote Pin Ocelot Spleens Very happy with the Fleetwood Mac response. Showing our age....we could amalgamate most threads into the over 50s these days....