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Jock Itch Oct 2023 9:50pm, 23 Oct 2023 13,971 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position
Jock Itch Oct 2023 6:01pm, 26 Oct 2023 13,973 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch “Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere.” Me: “Well it got me to the sarcasm world championships in Mexico ‘98.” “Really?” Me: “No.”
richmac Oct 2023 7:37pm, 26 Oct 2023 24,007 posts	Quote Pin richmac Interviewer " what's your biggest failing?" Me " My honestly" I "I don't think honesty is a failing" Me " I don't give a fuck what you think"
Jock Itch Oct 2023 2:28pm, 29 Oct 2023 13,974 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Jock Itch Oct 2023 4:34pm, 29 Oct 2023 13,975 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Stander Oct 2023 8:24am, 30 Oct 2023 154 posts	Quote Pin Stander Had the worst day today. I paid a carpenter to build me a new bed. He's done a bunk. Its just one thing on top of another.
swittle Oct 2023 10:32am, 30 Oct 2023 101,514 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^
Stander Oct 2023 2:25pm, 30 Oct 2023 155 posts	Quote Pin Stander My mate set me up with a blind date. She's a lovely lass he said but there's one thing l have to tell you. She's expecting a baby. I felt a right prat waiting in the pub dressed in only a nappy.
Nicholls595 Oct 2023 4:31pm, 30 Oct 2023 31,031 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. A contestant made a meringue and everybody cheered. I thought that's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue
Derby Tup Oct 2023 4:33pm, 30 Oct 2023 61,794 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Shocker Nico