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swittle Oct 2023 5:23pm, 12 Oct 2023 100,874 posts	Quote Pin swittle The optician's Snellen chart diagnosed my sight condition to the letter.
Surrey Phil Oct 2023 6:05pm, 12 Oct 2023 9,813 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil Our long-serving optician has eventually retired. There wasn't a dry eye in the place when he left.
swittle Oct 2023 6:07pm, 12 Oct 2023 100,880 posts	Quote Pin swittle I was advised that buying glasses online was a shortsighted move.
Sigh Oct 2023 7:37pm, 12 Oct 2023 22,861 posts	Quote Pin Sigh I've been thinking long and hard about my my New Year's resolution. I've decided on 1920x1080.
Silent Runner Oct 2023 9:23pm, 12 Oct 2023 980 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner Did you hear about the two monocles who got together and made a spectacle of themselves?
Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 11:10pm, 12 Oct 2023 3,519 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner Sounds armless to me.
swittle Oct 2023 11:28am, 13 Oct 2023 100,902 posts	Quote Pin swittle Sixty pince? Nez, I'm not paying that.
Jock Itch Oct 2023 2:09pm, 13 Oct 2023 13,961 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus
Mushroom Oct 2023 3:33pm, 13 Oct 2023 2,829 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom
Diogenes Oct 2023 3:44pm, 13 Oct 2023 81,970 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I was promised an exciting future in the catering industry. I'm still waiting.