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Jock Itch Oct 2023 2:11pm, 19 Oct 2023 13,963 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"
Derby Tup Oct 2023 2:13pm, 19 Oct 2023 61,563 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Anyone heard the one about the BA pilot working as a painter and decorator in lockdown?
Nellers Oct 2023 2:24pm, 19 Oct 2023 41,407 posts	Quote Pin Nellers SUNA!
GordonG Oct 2023 2:52pm, 19 Oct 2023 10,080 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Anyone heard the one about the BA pilot working as a painter and decorator in lockdown? Is he called Pedro?
Nicholls595 Oct 2023 3:00pm, 19 Oct 2023 30,999 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Did his wife go to the West Indies?
Muttley Oct 2023 9:52am, 21 Oct 2023 2,732 posts	Quote Pin Muttley My son is wearing a Vote Conservative T-shirt and I Love Rishi baseball cap. He's had beer thrown over the T-shirt and the cap pulled off his head, been slapped across the chops, and called a brainless moron. God knows what will happen to him if he leaves the house.
Jock Itch Oct 2023 3:24pm, 22 Oct 2023 13,966 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn…
richmac Oct 2023 5:56pm, 22 Oct 2023 23,946 posts	Quote Pin richmac What did the Joe's wife think? Did it end in D I V O R C E?
Jock Itch Oct 2023 7:48pm, 23 Oct 2023 13,968 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
Jock Itch Oct 2023 9:43pm, 23 Oct 2023 13,970 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My family just learned that Grandad has an addiction to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.