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Muttley Oct 2023 4:40pm, 30 Oct 2023 2,745 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Reminds me of an old classic. Man in a Glasgow cake shop: "Is that an eclair or a meringue?" Shop assistant: "Correct Sir, it is an eclair."
Ally-C Oct 2023 4:47pm, 30 Oct 2023 4,380 posts	Quote Pin Ally-C My version is, is that a doughnut or a meringue? No, you were right the first time it’s a doughnut.
K5 Gus Oct 2023 4:48pm, 30 Oct 2023 5,953 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus [Shop assistant in Glasgow unlikely to say "Correct sir", more like "Aye, yer right enuf"] 😂😂
Muttley Oct 2023 4:50pm, 30 Oct 2023 2,746 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Phrased that way to make it easier for sassenachs to understand Like Muttley Jnr, who only got it after he spent some time at Faslane.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2023 4:52pm, 30 Oct 2023 14,546 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain [Shop assistant in Glasgow unlikely to say "Correct sir", more like "Aye, yer right enuf"] 😂😂 They night be from Kelvinside of course. The answer to Ally-c's question would more likely be "It's a f*cking doughnut ya fanny!".
3M Oct 2023 4:53pm, 30 Oct 2023 22,470 posts	Quote Pin 3M If I bring you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" will suffice. No need to get all "What the **** are you doing in my house?" about it.
richmac Oct 2023 5:06pm, 30 Oct 2023 24,063 posts	Quote Pin richmac Reminds me of an old classic. Man in a Glasgow cake shop: "Is that an eclair or a meringue?" Shop assistant: "Correct Sir, it is an eclair." Reminds me of the difficulties buying gelato in Barnsley
Bazoaxe Oct 2023 6:40pm, 30 Oct 2023 25,830 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe My version is, is that a doughnut or a meringue? No, you were right the first time it’s a doughnut. I am with you ally. Also, no self respecting shop in Glasgow would sell an eclair !
Sigh Oct 2023 7:21pm, 30 Oct 2023 23,181 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Got back from the shops and realised that WH Smith had sold me a packet of cardboard rather than paper. I'm writing them a stiff letter.
Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 8:26pm, 30 Oct 2023 3,575 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner That the same shop that sold me a battery blister pack. When I got home I saw it said “batteries not included”.