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Eynsham Red Nov 2023 1:24pm, 2 Nov 2023 10,153 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red In your Dreams 😉
3M Nov 2023 11:25pm, 2 Nov 2023 22,503 posts	Quote Pin 3M Julius Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and says: "Et tu, Brutus?"
cerid Nov 2023 7:26pm, 3 Nov 2023 719 posts	Quote Pin cerid Caesar said he’s going to Dover for the weekend but not sure of the best route. “A2, Brutus?”
Oranj Nov 2023 1:47pm, 5 Nov 2023 3,935 posts	Quote Pin Oranj Years ago just after the draw, I asked my ex-wife what she would do if I won the lottery. ‘I’d take half and then leave you’ she said. ‘Great’ I said, here’s £5.
XB Nov 2023 2:17pm, 5 Nov 2023 16,863 posts	Quote Pin XB My mate crashed his motorbike. He's got two broken legs, a broken arm, and lost the use of his left eye. O be honest, it's no wonder he crashed.
XB Nov 2023 2:18pm, 5 Nov 2023 16,864 posts	Quote Pin XB Here's a T to start that last line.
Oranj Nov 2023 2:25pm, 5 Nov 2023 3,936 posts	Quote Pin Oranj I got complimented on my parking yesterday. I got back to my car and there was a note saying parking fine.
Pothunter Nov 2023 1:03pm, 6 Nov 2023 8,412 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter The Prime Minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18. I finished studying maths at 16. What difference would the extra three years have made?
Diogenes Nov 2023 1:36pm, 6 Nov 2023 82,424 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Is this part of their plan to get everyone achieving an above average level in the subject?
Nellers Nov 2023 1:37pm, 6 Nov 2023 41,504 posts	Quote Pin Nellers They're probably just being mean.