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Joke of the day........

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Weean Oct 2023 8:43am, 12 Oct 2023 1,827 posts	Quote Pin Weean I can see this theme is going to run for a bit. I wish I had the vision of an alternative future.
Mushroom Oct 2023 8:48am, 12 Oct 2023 2,823 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom My optician told me I had 2020 vision. Unfortunately, that was a few years ago.. [ I'll get my coat ]
swittle Oct 2023 11:11am, 12 Oct 2023 100,855 posts	Quote Pin swittle These quips are getting cornea and cornea...
swittle Oct 2023 11:13am, 12 Oct 2023 100,857 posts	Quote Pin swittle I like jokes about eyes. The cornea the better! Didn't see that one, Mozzer
3M Oct 2023 11:48am, 12 Oct 2023 22,323 posts	Quote Pin 3M I like jokes about eyes. The cornea the better! I guess that's vitreous humour.
swittle Oct 2023 11:53am, 12 Oct 2023 100,863 posts	Quote Pin swittle Did you read about the short sighted customer who failed to find an outlet for spectacles? He suffered a shoptical illusion.
richmac Oct 2023 12:06pm, 12 Oct 2023 23,768 posts	Quote Pin richmac I never used to believe in Myopia, I had an optical delusion.
Surrey Phil Oct 2023 12:16pm, 12 Oct 2023 9,810 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil I thought against making up a joke about my short-sightedness as I didn't want to make a spectacle of myself.
swittle Oct 2023 12:17pm, 12 Oct 2023 100,868 posts	Quote Pin swittle Yes, it's import to assess how a joke is framed.
richmac Oct 2023 12:18pm, 12 Oct 2023 23,770 posts	Quote Pin richmac The optics are everything