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Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 1:40pm, 6 Oct 2023 3,488 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner Erm … I just bought a tatty marquetry picture representing the Dutch Golden Age of art. Unfortunately, there’s a bit of Vermeer missing.
Sigh Oct 2023 1:29pm, 7 Oct 2023 22,779 posts	Quote Pin Sigh I've turned on my electric fence. My neighbour's dead against it.
XB Oct 2023 2:03pm, 7 Oct 2023 16,744 posts	Quote Pin XB I must be ill; I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst.
Maclennane Oct 2023 9:52am, 9 Oct 2023 31,384 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Somebody just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine
mr d Oct 2023 4:11pm, 9 Oct 2023 6,334 posts	Quote Pin mr d I told my wife, “Did you know Old MacDonald’s farm has been taken over by ChatGPT?” Her: AI? Me: AI. Her: Oh.
Mushroom Oct 2023 8:52am, 10 Oct 2023 2,813 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom The New Seekers attempt to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony failed because Holland was too flat..
richmac Oct 2023 9:30am, 10 Oct 2023 23,745 posts	Quote Pin richmac Was Nepal to high?
um Oct 2023 9:37am, 10 Oct 2023 7,784 posts	Quote Pin um Whereas the UK North East singers were out of Toon (works for the Scottish ones as well, they were all out of Troon)
Silent Runner Oct 2023 5:29pm, 10 Oct 2023 979 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner The Floridian singers were all in different keys.
Surrey Phil Oct 2023 7:26pm, 10 Oct 2023 9,802 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil In south-east Italy, they are all baritone.