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Cheg Oct 2023 1:42pm, 3 Oct 2023 3,994 posts	Quote Pin Cheg lettuce bring and end to this.
colindglen Oct 2023 1:51pm, 3 Oct 2023 3,843 posts	Quote Pin colindglen Oil reckon they're finished now
jda Oct 2023 2:15pm, 3 Oct 2023 15,543 posts	Quote Pin jda I’m going to leaf the thread.
Old Croc Oct 2023 3:29pm, 3 Oct 2023 34,665 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc Oil reckon they're finished now Just stop oil
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2023 5:50pm, 3 Oct 2023 14,113 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain I feel it's time to move pasta the green salad puns we've bean focussing on.
Seratonin Oct 2023 10:31pm, 3 Oct 2023 45,268 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Some of these puns just cress the line!
swittle Oct 2023 10:49pm, 3 Oct 2023 100,696 posts	Quote Pin swittle Ba-dum-(ra)-dish!
Muttley Oct 2023 8:25am, 4 Oct 2023 2,694 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I was walking past the local Cats Protection Society building this morning and they had a sign up saying they have a Pedigree Netherlands for rehoming. I'd not heard of that breed before so I went in and asked, "How Dutch is that moggy in the window?"
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2023 9:03am, 4 Oct 2023 14,120 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain It must be the purrfect time to paws the salad puns and move on to feline ones.
3M Oct 2023 9:17am, 4 Oct 2023 22,247 posts	Quote Pin 3M Please don't do this to me(ow). It'll just add to the catastrophic list of paw puns.