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Nicholls595 Oct 2023 9:34am, 4 Oct 2023 30,957 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 You have tabby joking
Gogsy! Oct 2023 10:40am, 4 Oct 2023 609 posts	Quote Pin Gogsy! Yep! No pussyfooting on this thread
Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 11:40am, 4 Oct 2023 3,472 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner We have to complete the song started by Muttley "How Dutch is that moggy in the window?" 🎶 I need one for salad retail.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2023 2:37pm, 4 Oct 2023 14,124 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain "How Dutch is that moggy in the window?" 🎶 "The one with the curliest kale". 🎶
Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 4:21pm, 4 Oct 2023 3,473 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner Ruff-ruffage.
Diogenes Oct 2023 11:39pm, 5 Oct 2023 81,831 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Every month my wife picks up her mandolin, gets on her bike and rides around strumming and singing. I think it’s her minstrel cycle.
Steve NordRunner Oct 2023 11:43pm, 5 Oct 2023 3,487 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner Perhaps she was looking for “John Scott … a self-confessed player of the pink oboe”.
Jock Itch Oct 2023 6:50am, 6 Oct 2023 13,958 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I'm reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
XB Oct 2023 9:36am, 6 Oct 2023 16,737 posts	Quote Pin XB Please come to the opening night of my latest restaurant, it’s called Karma No starters or main courses, Just Desserts
Nicholls595 Oct 2023 11:03am, 6 Oct 2023 30,961 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Just bought a Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's genuine because it's got a bit of veneer missing.