Joke of the day........

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Nicholls595 Aug 2023 9:47am, 22 Aug 2023 30,824 posts	0 Nicholls595 I've seen Masai Graham (number 5), he was very good. Got called out of the audience to support Gary Delaney when his normal support act got stuck on the motorway.
Ocelot Spleens Aug 2023 10:07am, 22 Aug 2023 37,846 posts	0 Ocelot Spleens Number 8 for me too.
swittle Aug 2023 10:16am, 22 Aug 2023 99,522 posts	0 swittle poor crop
HappyG(rrr) Aug 2023 10:19am, 22 Aug 2023 47,552 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) 9 is quite good. Sometimes it's in the delivery. G
richmac Aug 2023 10:25am, 22 Aug 2023 22,986 posts	0 richmac The keeper version of 1 is better.
Derby Tup Aug 2023 10:27am, 22 Aug 2023 60,966 posts	0 Derby Tup I thought they were poor
K5 Gus Aug 2023 10:52am, 22 Aug 2023 5,864 posts	0 K5 Gus Yep all pretty poor, most of the previous winners a lot better :- 2022: "I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta." 2019: "I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower' - I think I might have florets." 2018: "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." 2017: "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change." 2016: "My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he is a man after my own heart" 2015: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." 2014: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust." 2013: "I heard a rumour Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." 2012: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2011: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." I think 2018 my favourite out of that lot
Diogenes Aug 2023 10:56am, 22 Aug 2023 80,913 posts	0 Diogenes 2018 for me too
Derby Tup Aug 2023 10:59am, 22 Aug 2023 60,968 posts	0 Derby Tup 2011, 14, 16 and 18 are decent
Gogsy! Aug 2023 11:12am, 22 Aug 2023 605 posts	0 Gogsy! The 'keeper was not only a cheetah... he was lion about his age!