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Aug 2023
5:39pm, 15 Aug 2023
9,935 posts
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GordonG
[shamelessly stolen from something I've just watched on tv]
haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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Aug 2023
6:18pm, 15 Aug 2023
717 posts
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cerid
My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies
Wife: our relationship is over.
Me: our relationship is what? Over
Wife: I’m going to roger Roger.
Me: You’re going to what? Over.
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Aug 2023
6:33pm, 15 Aug 2023
9,937 posts
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GordonG
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Aug 2023
6:24pm, 16 Aug 2023
6,251 posts
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mr d
What's the difference between an Indian and an African Elephant.
One is an Elelphant.
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Aug 2023
6:25pm, 16 Aug 2023
6,252 posts
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mr d
or even an Elephant.
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Aug 2023
4:33pm, 17 Aug 2023
2,415 posts
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TnoP
Alexa, play "oops I did it again" by Britney Spears...
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Aug 2023
9:21am, 22 Aug 2023
5,863 posts
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K5 Gus
Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe :
1. I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen
2. The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock
3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill
4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa
5. I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham
6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender
7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift
8. I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron
9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone
10. My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
Number 8 would have got my vote !
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Aug 2023
9:25am, 22 Aug 2023
9,959 posts
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GordonG
Seems to be a poor year at the Fringe, judging by this lot. Yes, No 8 would get my vote too.
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Aug 2023
9:36am, 22 Aug 2023
9,445 posts
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The Terminator
For somebody who is Costa-phobic I'd have gone with 7 but like 7-9...
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Aug 2023
9:45am, 22 Aug 2023
21,924 posts
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3M
[9 is good. As is 3. The rest raise half an eyebrow.....  ]
Why wouldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because he was on a roll.
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