Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup Jul 2023 4:51pm, 25 Jul 2023 60,634 posts	0 Derby Tup I'm a dab hand at fish jokes. Most of them on here are bleak though, proper ruffe
3M Jul 2023 5:08pm, 25 Jul 2023 21,698 posts	0 3M I think it depends on the scale you use to measure these fins.
richmac Jul 2023 5:54pm, 25 Jul 2023 22,567 posts	0 richmac I thought there would be a pod cast for fishing jokes. One that would reel you in.
FergusG Jul 2023 7:10pm, 25 Jul 2023 5,300 posts	0 FergusG
3M Jul 2023 8:48pm, 25 Jul 2023 21,701 posts	0 3M Subtle, Fergus.
Maclennane Jul 2023 11:41am, 26 Jul 2023 31,039 posts	0 Maclennane Find someone who looks at you the way Gregg Wallace looks at any basic manufacturing process
richmac Jul 2023 11:54am, 26 Jul 2023 22,573 posts	0 richmac Given his latest program you might not want that!
Sigh Jul 2023 11:21am, 30 Jul 2023 21,642 posts	0 Sigh Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Sigh Aug 2023 8:55am, 2 Aug 2023 21,696 posts	0 Sigh The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
Jock Itch Aug 2023 9:59pm, 2 Aug 2023 13,927 posts	0 Jock Itch What do you call it when all your mother's sisters gather at a funeral to avenge your death? Vigil aunties.