Joke of the day........

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Pothunter Aug 2023 10:26pm, 2 Aug 2023 8,092 posts	0 Pothunter Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!
Steve NordRunner Aug 2023 11:08pm, 2 Aug 2023 3,214 posts	0 Steve NordRunner … one Irish, one Welsh, one Scots. I made a sharp exit.
richmac Aug 2023 7:07am, 3 Aug 2023 22,676 posts	0 richmac A bear walked into a bar and says I'll have a ....................................................... .......................... .......................................... Pint of best please Barman replies why the big paws?
Dillthedog Aug 2023 7:58am, 3 Aug 2023 5,187 posts	0 Dillthedog For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting, apparently.
AndyS Aug 2023 9:54am, 3 Aug 2023 2,235 posts	0 AndyS An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "Is this some sort of joke?"
Nellers Aug 2023 10:00am, 3 Aug 2023 41,017 posts	0 Nellers A catholic priest, a vicar and a rabbit walk into a blood donation centre. The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O".
richmac Aug 2023 11:04am, 3 Aug 2023 22,679 posts	0 richmac A blonde walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one
Nellers Aug 2023 11:13am, 3 Aug 2023 41,020 posts	0 Nellers A Roman centurian goes into a bar, puts 2 fingers up to the barman and says "Five beers please".
Jock Itch Aug 2023 11:14am, 3 Aug 2023 13,928 posts	0 Jock Itch A blonde walks into an anus...
TnoP Aug 2023 11:55am, 4 Aug 2023 2,414 posts	0 TnoP My old dad said that first rule of theatre is always leave them wanting more Lovely bloke, terrible anesthetist...