Joke of the day........

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richmac Aug 2023 11:57am, 4 Aug 2023 22,700 posts	0 richmac I want to die like my grandad did, peacefully in my sleep, not screaming and wailing like the passengers on his bus.
The Terminator Aug 2023 12:46pm, 4 Aug 2023 9,417 posts	0 The Terminator A termite walks into a bar
Nicholls595 Aug 2023 4:10pm, 4 Aug 2023 30,752 posts	0 Nicholls595 I've been contacted by someone demanding £5,000 for some photos of me with an escort in Thailand Blackmail? No, a Chinese lady actually
GordonG Aug 2023 5:18pm, 6 Aug 2023 9,915 posts	0 GordonG A train leaves Glasgow at 8pm, heading south at 60mph. At the same time, a train leaves London heading north at 70mph. How long does it take for your mind to wander to something more interesting?
-Monty- Aug 2023 6:55pm, 6 Aug 2023 1,735 posts	0 -Monty- A train leaves Glasgow at 8pm, heading south at 60mph. At the same time, a train leaves London heading north at 70mph. How long does it take for your mind to wander to something more interesting? I'd be surprised if any train leaves at all with all the strikes that's been happening!
Stander Aug 2023 11:19am, 7 Aug 2023 133 posts	0 Stander Did you know that water is the most essential element of life? Because without it, you can't make coffee.
DoricQuine Aug 2023 2:29pm, 7 Aug 2023 9,173 posts	0 DoricQuine
mr d Aug 2023 5:13pm, 13 Aug 2023 6,248 posts	0 mr d My plan for a Roger Moore lookalike competition has certainly raised a few eyebrows.
mr d Aug 2023 4:50pm, 14 Aug 2023 6,249 posts	0 mr d My wife hates how I always pretend we are on walkie-talkies Wife: our relationship is over. Me: our relationship is what? Over
dUNKle Aug 2023 6:07pm, 14 Aug 2023 84 posts	0 dUNKle I bought a deep-fat fryer off ebay. It was described as 'Used, but in very good condition'. When it arrived, it had a chip in it!