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mr d Aug 2023 1:01pm, 22 Aug 2023 6,262 posts	Quote Pin mr d I was let go as an organ courier. Heart wasn't in it.
Stander Aug 2023 1:57pm, 22 Aug 2023 138 posts	Quote Pin Stander Four months ago I ordered a book called "How to scam people" but it hasn't arrived yet.
Bazoaxe Aug 2023 7:45pm, 22 Aug 2023 25,478 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe The winner could have been worded better. I thought the nationwide one was clever and would be my pick.
5km_is_plenty Aug 2023 7:46pm, 22 Aug 2023 188 posts	Quote Pin 5km_is_plenty Agree with you, Baz.
Steve NordRunner Aug 2023 7:48pm, 22 Aug 2023 3,266 posts	Quote Pin Steve NordRunner 2015: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." I'm so wary of the government tracking me through my phone that I bought an anonymous sim card with a foreign number. I pay as Yugo.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Aug 2023 8:03pm, 22 Aug 2023 13,605 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain People on this thread criticizing other people's jokes...?
swittle Aug 2023 8:05pm, 22 Aug 2023 99,538 posts	Quote Pin swittle Iron out the irony.
Dvorak Aug 2023 8:06pm, 22 Aug 2023 27,170 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak 2018. R-u 2012.
colindglen Aug 2023 8:28pm, 22 Aug 2023 3,759 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I didn't use to like facial hair But it grew on me
colindglen Aug 2023 8:29pm, 22 Aug 2023 3,760 posts	Quote Pin colindglen What's the connection between Tics and the Eiffel Tower? They're both parasites