Joke of the day........

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colindglen Aug 2023 8:30pm, 22 Aug 2023 3,761 posts	0 colindglen My boss asked me why I'm only sick on work days I told him it was my weakened immunity
colindglen Aug 2023 8:31pm, 22 Aug 2023 3,762 posts	0 colindglen Thanks for all of the above to Radio 6 Music this afternoon
Nicholls595 Aug 2023 8:49am, 23 Aug 2023 30,830 posts	0 Nicholls595 I come from a family of failed magicians I have two half sisters
Red Squirrel Aug 2023 9:44am, 23 Aug 2023 23,021 posts	0 Red Squirrel Weekend immunity surely?
DocM Aug 2023 1:37pm, 24 Aug 2023 48,081 posts	0 DocM A new species of head lice has been discovered that is resistant to all anti-lice shampoos. Scientists have been left scratching their heads.
Jock Itch Aug 2023 7:18am, 25 Aug 2023 13,932 posts	0 Jock Itch When I came home from work, my wife said "Ugh, the baby has been crying for hours. Can you take over?" I said, "sure" and started crying for hours.
Muttley Aug 2023 10:12am, 25 Aug 2023 2,616 posts	0 Muttley I'm reading a novel in Braille. It's a murder mystery. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Mr. K. Aug 2023 12:57pm, 26 Aug 2023 3,778 posts	0 Mr. K. 90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can’t part with it.
swittle Aug 2023 7:33pm, 26 Aug 2023 99,687 posts	0 swittle After buying my limousine, I couldn't afford a driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
TnoP Aug 2023 2:30pm, 27 Aug 2023 2,416 posts	0 TnoP I've got a date with Mary Earps next week I think she's a keeper