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Old Croc Jul 2023 11:13am, 21 Jul 2023 34,583 posts	0 Old Croc Customer: What is today's special? Waiter: Chicken and leek pie madam Customer: I am a vegan. Do you do a chicken free version? Waiter: Yes but it's......... Customer: I will have that then please. Ten minutes later. Waiter serves dish. Apparently the steak and kidney pie wasn't the chicken free version that she wanted.
richmac Jul 2023 12:46pm, 21 Jul 2023 22,543 posts	0 richmac Thats just being a shit waiter
Pou Pou LePhoõk Jul 2023 5:17pm, 21 Jul 2023 4,045 posts	0 Pou Pou LePhoõk Cricketing song puns on TMS. I think they should Let it bye.
fetcheveryone Jul 2023 5:18pm, 21 Jul 2023 29,379 posts	0 fetcheveryone Chris Isaak - Wicket Game?
fetcheveryone Jul 2023 5:19pm, 21 Jul 2023 29,380 posts	0 fetcheveryone 99 problems (but a pitch ain’t one)
fetcheveryone Jul 2023 5:20pm, 21 Jul 2023 29,381 posts	0 fetcheveryone Spinal Tap - Lick My Leg Stump
fetcheveryone Jul 2023 5:23pm, 21 Jul 2023 29,382 posts	0 fetcheveryone Steelers Wheel - Stuck In The Middle With You
swittle Jul 2023 9:58pm, 21 Jul 2023 98,734 posts	0 swittle Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee (Duckworth) Lewis
Nellers Jul 2023 10:19pm, 21 Jul 2023 40,941 posts	0 Nellers Anything by Joe Roots Manuva.
Silent Runner Jul 2023 12:32pm, 22 Jul 2023 963 posts	0 Silent Runner Ashes to ashes.