Joke of the day........

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Stander Jul 2023 3:18pm, 14 Jul 2023 131 posts	0 Stander This is a joke thread. please post elsewhere. Really? I thought it was just a pun thread
Nicholls595 Jul 2023 3:26pm, 14 Jul 2023 30,624 posts	0 Nicholls595 I used to be a fortune teller, but all I ever predicted were really cold winters. Turns out the crystal ball shop had sold me a snow globe.
Derby Tup Jul 2023 3:37pm, 14 Jul 2023 60,477 posts	0 Derby Tup Two blokes are sitting at the top of the stairs Which one is a pilot with BA? The one who turned the landing lights on
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jul 2023 3:40pm, 14 Jul 2023 13,292 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I think I preferred the unsolvable logic conundrum...
Diogenes Jul 2023 3:50pm, 14 Jul 2023 80,281 posts	0 Diogenes I made numerous entries to a competition to find the best play on words hoping that one would win but no pun in ten did
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 5:53pm, 14 Jul 2023 3,155 posts	0 Steve NordRunner If you put that outcome as one of ten possible outcomes, would it still be true?
Seratonin Jul 2023 7:41pm, 14 Jul 2023 44,099 posts	0 Seratonin Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
Steve NordRunner Jul 2023 11:03pm, 14 Jul 2023 3,157 posts	0 Steve NordRunner It's quicker to use the antilog button.
Sigh Jul 2023 6:26am, 15 Jul 2023 21,365 posts	0 Sigh We've just been round to see our neighbour's new grandson. I was asked if I fancied winding him. I thought that would be a bit harsh, so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
mr d Jul 2023 10:43am, 15 Jul 2023 6,235 posts	0 mr d I know it’s psychosomatic but whenever Labour are in power I go stiff on my left side & when the Tories are in power I go stiff on my right…..my wife said for god’s sake vote Liberal/Democrat!