Joke of the day........

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Eynsham Red Jul 2023 7:52am, 13 Jul 2023 9,802 posts	0 Eynsham Red I went on a date last night with a woman whose name was Virginia. It was really great, I think she’s a creeper.
Mozzer Jul 2023 8:00am, 13 Jul 2023 78 posts	0 Mozzer Janet Street-Porter walks into a bar and says "Can I have a large aperitif?" The barman say "I doubt it love"
GordonG Jul 2023 10:11am, 13 Jul 2023 9,860 posts	0 GordonG The next time you dislike your life, remember it's all about perspective. I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time. And yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison.
Derby Tup Jul 2023 10:37am, 13 Jul 2023 60,459 posts	0 Derby Tup I don't get the J S-P one!
um Jul 2023 10:39am, 13 Jul 2023 7,533 posts	0 um DT : larger pair of teeth
Diogenes Jul 2023 10:46am, 13 Jul 2023 80,250 posts	0 Diogenes What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face.
Derby Tup Jul 2023 11:00am, 13 Jul 2023 60,460 posts	0 Derby Tup DT : larger pair of teeth I must have the wrong accent. Thanks
Nicholls595 Jul 2023 11:05am, 13 Jul 2023 30,616 posts	0 Nicholls595 DT : larger pair of teeth I must have the wrong accent. Thanks Derby Tup try watching the Not The Nine O'clock News Janet Street Porter sketch
Jock Itch Jul 2023 12:03pm, 13 Jul 2023 13,921 posts	0 Jock Itch I went on a date with a woman called Lola, she was a showgirl.
Nicholls595 Jul 2023 12:08pm, 13 Jul 2023 30,617 posts	0 Nicholls595 I went on a date with a woman who carried 6 pints of bitter on her right arm, 6 pints of lager on her left arm and 6 pints of stout on her head. She was also brilliant at snooker.