Joke of the day........

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MrMole May 2021 6:49pm, 26 May 2021 127 posts	0 MrMole I couldn't fall asleep last night, so I started reading the dictionary. By 3am I was past caring
Binks May 2021 1:17pm, 27 May 2021 8,067 posts	0 Binks My wife is worried that I'm addicted to brake fluid but I've reassured her I can stop anytime.
HappyG(rrr) May 2021 1:29pm, 27 May 2021 38,833 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) MrMole, re you #126 joke, not any more it doesn't...! bbc.co.uk
Red Squirrel May 2021 4:19pm, 27 May 2021 21,900 posts	0 Red Squirrel V Tommy Cooper-esque Mr Mole!
daz1927 May 2021 1:56pm, 28 May 2021 5,987 posts	0 daz1927 I went to audition for X-Factor and the first song I sang did not go well, so I asked if I could sing the other song I prepared that's about my wife. "Very good, what is it ?" "Who ate all the Pies."
daz1927 May 2021 2:00pm, 28 May 2021 5,988 posts	0 daz1927 I must've missed 'The One Where Chandler Has A Stroke'.
PK May 2021 7:29pm, 28 May 2021 945 posts	0 PK [he didn't look well, did he]
honestmackem May 2021 11:58pm, 28 May 2021 990 posts	0 honestmackem [tbf none of them did] only Lisa Kudrow looked er.. normal
dUNKle May 2021 6:40am, 29 May 2021 56 posts	0 dUNKle I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support... He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?" I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"
dUNKle May 2021 8:10am, 29 May 2021 57 posts	0 dUNKle I got a job as a blacksmith and was asked if I had ever shoe a horse.. I said no, but I have told a donkey to fudge off