Sign In or Create Account

Joke of the day........

25 lurkers | 501 watchers

dUNKle Jun 2021 12:13pm, 1 Jun 2021 58 posts	0 dUNKle If you close your eyes and stroke a kiwi fruit with one hand and stroke your scrotum with the other, it's difficult to tell the difference. However, you're likely to get kicked out of Tesco.
Jock Itch Jun 2021 3:35pm, 1 Jun 2021 13,505 posts	0 Jock Itch Daz has been arrested 6 times for that. Thats why he disappears for ages !
Diogenes Jun 2021 3:36pm, 1 Jun 2021 60,256 posts	0 Diogenes Yes, and it's not always his own scrotum
Derby Tup Jun 2021 3:45pm, 1 Jun 2021 50,355 posts	0 Derby Tup It’s not always his own hand
caw Jun 2021 12:59pm, 2 Jun 2021 299 posts	0 caw As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
daz1927 Jun 2021 9:37pm, 2 Jun 2021 5,990 posts	0 daz1927 I was walking past a pet shop and a sign in the window said; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’ I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and said to the assistant... ”How Dutch is that moggie in the window?”
daz1927 Jun 2021 9:39pm, 2 Jun 2021 5,991 posts	0 daz1927 Go down a waterslide while it isn't wet, and you'll understand why foreplay is so important.....
daz1927 Jun 2021 9:40pm, 2 Jun 2021 5,992 posts	0 daz1927 My mate told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep.. "I know" was probably not the right answer.....
daz1927 Jun 2021 9:41pm, 2 Jun 2021 5,993 posts	0 daz1927 There's a new razor designed for dyslexics. It's the best thing since sliced beard....
daz1927 Jun 2021 9:43pm, 2 Jun 2021 5,994 posts	0 daz1927 How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb? Steven.

About This Thread

Maintained by PhatButFit

Related Threads

Mundane Joke Thread Nov 2021
Fetch Body Parts Nov 2011
Three words before sex Oct 2024
The joke punchlines thread Jul 2024
Bosoms! Dec 2021
What have you asked Alexa today? Nov 2021
Innuendo of the day... Nov 2011
Things non-runners say Mar 2023
JUST SAY NO Oct 2024
Is this really a thing? Apr 2024

fun
jokes
sofa

Back To Top

Tag A User

To tag a user, start typing their name here:

X

Free training & racing tools for runners, cyclists, swimmers & walkers.

Fetcheveryone lets you analyse your training, find races, plot routes, chat in our forum, get advice, play games - and more! Nothing is behind a paywall, and it'll stay that way thanks to our awesome community!

Get Started
Click here to join 113,364 Fetchies!

Already a Fetchie? Sign in here