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Jun 2021
3:18pm, 6 Jun 2021
3,280 posts
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TomahawkMike
My local cafe had 'sgeg' on the menu., so I asked the waiter what it was.
Scrambled 'eggs'.
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Jun 2021
3:41pm, 6 Jun 2021
6,492 posts
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Surrey Phil
If you ever watched Drop the Dead Donkey, The Times crossword clue was 'Gegs.'
Henry (the veteran newsreader) could not work out the answer and threatened the team that "If anyone told him the answer, there would be such an eruption, Krakatoa would seem like an earwig's fart."
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Jun 2021
8:41pm, 6 Jun 2021
1,672 posts
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Mushroom
UK Travel Update:
We can now only visit those countries that voted for us in The Eurovision Song Contest..
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Jun 2021
8:46pm, 6 Jun 2021
5,996 posts
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daz1927
I said to this bird last night down the pub “I’m so jealous of your heart right now”
“Why’s that” she asked
I said “It’s pounding inside you and I’m not!”
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Jun 2021
8:57pm, 6 Jun 2021
5,997 posts
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daz1927
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind.
We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
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Jun 2021
8:59pm, 6 Jun 2021
5,998 posts
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daz1927
At the tube station earlier I saw a homeless man sitting on the floor with a three legged dog next to a sign that read: "Help, I'm starving."
He can't be that hungry, he hasn't even finished his dog.
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Jun 2021
6:42am, 7 Jun 2021
5,999 posts
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daz1927
Common synonyms of the unemployed.
Writer, blogger, and activist.
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Jun 2021
7:26am, 7 Jun 2021
6,000 posts
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daz1927
Naming your child after a family that has given you such terrible racial abuse is both stunning and brave, Meghan is a modern day saint, I think she really is trying.
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Jun 2021
7:46am, 7 Jun 2021
1,827 posts
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Brunski
New source for your jokes today daz?
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Jun 2021
8:07am, 7 Jun 2021
76,139 posts
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swittle
[Tommy Cooper was telling the joke in Daz's post no. 6000 above in the middle of the last century: even Bob Monkhouse paid tribute to its longevity in 2003!]
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021