Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Jun 2021 10:07pm, 4 Jun 2021 13,506 posts	0 Jock Itch My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris.
Jock Itch Jun 2021 10:08pm, 4 Jun 2021 13,507 posts	0 Jock Itch Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Mushroom Jun 2021 11:43pm, 4 Jun 2021 1,669 posts	0 Mushroom My grandfather was part Bulgarian. Good old Ian..
Jason1969 Jun 2021 11:03am, 5 Jun 2021 12,855 posts	0 Jason1969 At the Oooh Betty Ford Clinic, they help you in moments of weakness by assigning you a frank sponsor.
swittle Jun 2021 11:05am, 5 Jun 2021 76,069 posts	0 swittle ^
daz1927 Jun 2021 4:44pm, 5 Jun 2021 5,995 posts	0 daz1927 If you fancy a good laugh, ask one of your double vaccinated friends if they are going anywhere nice on holiday this year 😅
Eynsham Red Jun 2021 6:06pm, 5 Jun 2021 7,658 posts	0 Eynsham Red [Double vaxed and off to Cornwall. That’ll do nicely 😀]
Dooogs Jun 2021 6:09pm, 5 Jun 2021 6,678 posts	0 Dooogs (we've had tickets to Israel booked for 18 months! That's assuming they'll let us in...)
Mushroom Jun 2021 7:01pm, 5 Jun 2021 1,670 posts	0 Mushroom My local cafe had 'edmxi lglri' on the menu, so I asked the waitress what it was. "Mixed grill"
Jason1969 Jun 2021 10:50am, 6 Jun 2021 12,857 posts	0 Jason1969 I was walking across a field when I was charged by a bull. I couldn't believe it, ten pounds to cross a field!