Joke of the day........

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daz1927 Jun 2021 6:53am, 8 Jun 2021 6,001 posts	0 daz1927 If you ever think you job is pointless. Just remember, there’s a bloke in Germany that fits indicators to BMW’s.
larkim Jun 2021 6:56am, 8 Jun 2021 14,688 posts	0 larkim [maybe it's my republican tendencies but I don't get daz #6000]
swittle Jun 2021 11:04am, 8 Jun 2021 76,180 posts	0 swittle [my mistake - my remark re the ancient Tommy Cooper joke about eating a dog refers to Daz's post no. 5998. As you were.]
HappyG(rrr) Jun 2021 11:34am, 8 Jun 2021 38,936 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [I was very confused by that switts! 5998 or almost any other daz joke, yip! However, the Meghan one, I don't get at all. Sounds like an earnest tweet from a very sincere and sympathetic fan. Or is that the joke - daz is a sincere and sympathetic Meghan fan?! ]
Diogenes Jun 2021 11:46am, 8 Jun 2021 60,406 posts	0 Diogenes [I'm worried that it's just a play on the two meanings of the word 'trying']
GordonG Jun 2021 11:55am, 8 Jun 2021 8,599 posts	0 GordonG That's my take on it, Dio.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Jun 2021 12:14pm, 8 Jun 2021 15,364 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) [There is actually a Thai Restaurant here called "The Dog and Monkey" ... which has always worried me slightly!]
swittle Jun 2021 12:15pm, 8 Jun 2021 76,183 posts	0 swittle [Any vegan options, MarkyMM? ]
daz1927 Jun 2021 1:24pm, 8 Jun 2021 6,002 posts	0 daz1927 I was chatting to a gorgeous blonde in the bar the other night. She said she was single but not looking for anything serious just "friends with benefits". Which is great news for me as i'm currently on the dole.
Dillthedog Jun 2021 1:10pm, 9 Jun 2021 4,201 posts	0 Dillthedog No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder