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May 2021
4:25pm, 25 May 2021
5,983 posts
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daz1927
This prick in the office was digging me up all morning about my "Non PC" language. Despite the warnings, he kept going so I gave him an overweight lip and an eye of colour.
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May 2021
4:26pm, 25 May 2021
5,984 posts
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daz1927
Just watched that 'Nomadland'.
It's basically a two hour film made with extras from Wetherspoons.
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May 2021
4:33pm, 25 May 2021
5,985 posts
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daz1927
My mate questioned me in the gym changing rooms, I was putting on lace knickers.
"Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
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May 2021
4:38pm, 25 May 2021
5,986 posts
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daz1927
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they try and vote again for independence.
I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.
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May 2021
4:59pm, 25 May 2021
344 posts
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AndyS
My phone rang, so I answered it.
A voice at the other end said "I'm the dandy highway man who you're too scared to mention. I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention!".
I told him he had the wrong number - but he was adamant.
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May 2021
6:58am, 26 May 2021
4,264 posts
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runningmumof3boys
Did you hear about the italian chef who died ?
He pasta way
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May 2021
2:25pm, 26 May 2021
20,884 posts
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DeeGee
My girlfriend text me to say she couldn't have sex today because she's "got the plumbers in".
I thought she meant painters, until I got home to find her making a porno movie.
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May 2021
6:46pm, 26 May 2021
124 posts
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MrMole
A new mirror factory opened up in the town, I could see myself working there
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May 2021
6:47pm, 26 May 2021
125 posts
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MrMole
I just got a job at a factory that made model Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count
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May 2021
6:48pm, 26 May 2021
126 posts
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MrMole
"Ladies and Gents! And that concludes our tour of the toilet
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021