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May 2021
10:31am, 23 May 2021
55 posts
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dUNKle
I've just started writing a book about hurricanes and tornados.…..
It’s only a draft at the moment.
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May 2021
2:28pm, 23 May 2021
12,853 posts
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Jason1969
Nothing on again last night.
Unfortunately my neighbour saw me when I was standing at the window.
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May 2021
10:58pm, 23 May 2021
15,243 posts
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MarkyMarkMark (3M)
Golfers blame fate for bad light, freak weather, cross winds, low sunlight, unlucky shots, lost balls and similar accidents, but feel personally responsible when they get a hole inone.
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May 2021
9:26am, 24 May 2021
7,618 posts
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Eynsham Red
^Thats not a joke either 😂^
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May 2021
1:51pm, 24 May 2021
12,854 posts
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Jason1969
"Life is like a bunch of flowers, you never know what you're going to get."
Florist Gump
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May 2021
2:32pm, 24 May 2021
984 posts
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honestmackem
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked for her cell number so I could call her.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight”.
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”
A guy next to me overheard, tapped on my shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."
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May 2021
3:18pm, 24 May 2021
60,094 posts
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Diogenes
Word of warning: don’t waste any money attending Paul Young’s seminars on how to build a property portfolio. I still don’t have a single house to my name, but I’ve spent a bloody fortune on hats.
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May 2021
3:18pm, 24 May 2021
60,095 posts
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Diogenes
[The Marvin Gaye one is just the same]
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May 2021
3:19pm, 24 May 2021
60,096 posts
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Diogenes
[and I don’t even have any hats to show for it]
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May 2021
5:43pm, 24 May 2021
333 posts
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AndyS
I'm not convinced that this health insurance is worth having.
Been to the private hospital and a guy wearing jeans and trainers brought in a yellow dog and a moggy. They both sniffed me and shook their heads.
Me: "What was that?"
Doctor: "Cat scan and Lab report."
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021