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mr d May 2021 7:19pm, 21 May 2021 4,901 posts	0 mr d Heard about Russian with three testicles? Udyina Nihkyerbolokhov.
Nicholls595 May 2021 7:20pm, 21 May 2021 24,479 posts	0 Nicholls595 Just finished reading a novel called "Russian baby's revenge" by Nora Titov
McGoohan May 2021 7:42pm, 21 May 2021 49,535 posts	0 McGoohan
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2021 11:39am, 22 May 2021 7,249 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.... . The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.... . The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
Derby Tup May 2021 11:53am, 22 May 2021 50,231 posts	0 Derby Tup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
AndyS May 2021 1:14pm, 22 May 2021 323 posts	0 AndyS As a child, I wanted to be a monk - but I never got the chants.
daz1927 May 2021 7:17am, 23 May 2021 5,979 posts	0 daz1927 I was queuing up in our local shop yesterday and there was a small boy in front of me holding a handful of sweets. Just as it was his turn to pay, he dropped his £1 coin and it rolled under some shelves out of his reach. The cashier just glared at him as he stood there red faced with big tears welling up in his eyes, so I took pity on the lad. "Don't worry son," I smiled. "C'mon... I'll help you put them back."
daz1927 May 2021 7:19am, 23 May 2021 5,980 posts	0 daz1927 Friends: The Reunion trailer has been aired and it features an emotional Jennifer Aniston asking 'Where's the tissue box? Great minds think alike!
daz1927 May 2021 7:21am, 23 May 2021 5,981 posts	0 daz1927 On his show, Michael Parkinson never had Jeremy Paxman’s presence. But, ironically, Paxman now has Parkinson’s.
daz1927 May 2021 7:22am, 23 May 2021 5,982 posts	0 daz1927 A report prepared by a medical board found that Diego Maradona was in agony for more than 12 hours before he died and did not get adequate medical attention. "I can honestly say I did the very best I could for him" said Dr Peter Shilton.