Joke of the day........

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um May 2021 7:37pm, 4 May 2021 4,647 posts	0 um Did Gerry do something similar?
Jason1969 May 2021 9:31am, 5 May 2021 12,849 posts	0 Jason1969 Spoke to Siri earlier said “Surley it won’t rain today”. The reply came “it will rain and stop calling me Shirley” My phone was in airplane mode
Maclennane May 2021 8:17am, 6 May 2021 27,240 posts	0 Maclennane I had a furloughed pilot round to paint my house
Red Squirrel May 2021 8:45am, 6 May 2021 21,867 posts	0 Red Squirrel Pilot scheme?
Nellers May 2021 10:09am, 6 May 2021 38,523 posts	0 Nellers I had the same. When I complained about the way he’d done the landing he just took off.
Mountkeen May 2021 10:22am, 6 May 2021 459 posts	0 Mountkeen I got fired from my job at PC World... A customer asked if I could suggest a hard drive and I said ‘London to Aberdeen in a three wheeler...’
Shortcut Cam May 2021 8:39am, 7 May 2021 1,539 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I just crashed my new Kia Now I have Nokia
Red Squirrel May 2021 10:42am, 7 May 2021 21,872 posts	0 Red Squirrel Jason - don't understand that joke. (I do know people have a Siri thing on their phones that answers questions.)
ThorntonRunner May 2021 10:52am, 7 May 2021 4,888 posts	0 ThorntonRunner [1970's film Airplane started the "Don't call me Shirley" joke]
Pothunter May 2021 10:52am, 7 May 2021 4,027 posts	0 Pothunter (You need to watch the film Airplane )