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dUNKle Apr 2021 9:24am, 25 Apr 2021 50 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle So taking advantage of the new regulations I went round to my mate Dan’s yesterday to sit in his garden. During lockdown he has decked it out as a shrine to George Michael Posters and memorabilia everywhere. All along the fence. All over the shed. And dotted around the garden all these little speakers playing his songs non stop I couldn’t last longer than half an hour and had to make my exscuses and leave. It was if he was playing subliminal messages and hypnotising me. I’m never going to Dan’s again !
GordonG Apr 2021 12:08pm, 25 Apr 2021 8,553 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Having read that last joke, who do I contact to claim back the 30 seconds it took to read it?
Nicholls595 Apr 2021 2:24pm, 25 Apr 2021 24,397 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Gordon.... I'm your man
Nellers Apr 2021 2:39pm, 25 Apr 2021 38,490 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Here we go again! https://youtu.be/kI__iH8AIKE
Seratonin Apr 2021 9:08pm, 25 Apr 2021 33,697 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin I think that dUNKle has been down the Club drinking Tropicana again
Jock Itch Apr 2021 9:29pm, 25 Apr 2021 13,472 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch When Binks doesn't nick a joke from Richard Osman then he can then talk
Groundhog Apr 2021 9:22pm, 26 Apr 2021 2,289 posts	Quote Pin Groundhog One from my daughter... What's the difference between a filthy bus terminus and a lobster with silicone implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Jock Itch Apr 2021 9:51pm, 26 Apr 2021 13,474 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Jock Itch Apr 2021 9:52pm, 26 Apr 2021 13,475 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Is Daz back in prison?
Jason1969 Apr 2021 4:30am, 28 Apr 2021 12,847 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 I went to the snooker hall today. I got a 147. It's the only bus that goes that way.