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Joke of the day........

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Apr 2021
9:24am, 25 Apr 2021
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dUNKle
So taking advantage of the new regulations I went round to my mate Dan’s yesterday to sit in his garden. During lockdown he has decked it out as a shrine to George Michael

Posters and memorabilia everywhere. All along the fence. All over the shed. And dotted around the garden all these little speakers playing his songs non stop

I couldn’t last longer than half an hour and had to make my exscuses and leave. It was if he was playing subliminal messages and hypnotising me.

I’m never going to Dan’s again !
Apr 2021
12:08pm, 25 Apr 2021
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GordonG
Having read that last joke, who do I contact to claim back the 30 seconds it took to read it? ;-)
Apr 2021
2:24pm, 25 Apr 2021
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Nicholls595
Gordon....

I'm your man
Apr 2021
2:39pm, 25 Apr 2021
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Nellers
Here we go again!

https://youtu.be/kI__iH8AIKE
Apr 2021
9:08pm, 25 Apr 2021
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Seratonin
I think that dUNKle has been down the Club drinking Tropicana again ;-)
Apr 2021
9:29pm, 25 Apr 2021
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Jock Itch
When Binks doesn't nick a joke from Richard Osman then he can then talk ;)
Apr 2021
9:22pm, 26 Apr 2021
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Groundhog
One from my daughter...

What's the difference between a filthy bus terminus and a lobster with silicone implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Apr 2021
9:51pm, 26 Apr 2021
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Jock Itch
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Apr 2021
9:52pm, 26 Apr 2021
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Jock Itch
Is Daz back in prison?
Apr 2021
4:30am, 28 Apr 2021
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Jason1969
I went to the snooker hall today.
I got a 147.
It's the only bus that goes that way.

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