Joke of the day........

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Jason1969 Apr 2021 8:41pm, 30 Apr 2021 12,848 posts	0 Jason1969 I was talking to a girl the other night, she said she was like a happy meal. "How so?" I asked. "I come with a toy," she explained.
dUNKle May 2021 6:44am, 1 May 2021 51 posts	0 dUNKle I just found out cock fighting is done with chickens. That's 12 months training down the drain.
Big Al Widepants May 2021 2:13pm, 2 May 2021 4,719 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I gave away a scrummage. Then another. Indeed my poor play was having a knock-on effect
Diogenes May 2021 3:18pm, 2 May 2021 59,613 posts	0 Diogenes I watched a strange movie about an old vacuum cleaner saved from the scrap head by a maverick handyman. It sucked badly at the beginning but picked up loads towards the end.
Jock Itch May 2021 9:44pm, 2 May 2021 13,479 posts	0 Jock Itch Never thought I'd be praying for Daz to get out of prison.
colindglen May 2021 10:45pm, 2 May 2021 1,754 posts	0 colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
Pothunter May 2021 11:15pm, 2 May 2021 4,014 posts	0 Pothunter Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
Shortcut Cam May 2021 11:43pm, 2 May 2021 1,538 posts	0 Shortcut Cam What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse
wardi May 2021 4:33pm, 3 May 2021 92 posts	0 wardi My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill...
Binks May 2021 7:07pm, 4 May 2021 8,063 posts	0 Binks I watched an Australian cooking show recently, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.. Quite surprised as Australians normally boo meringue