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mr d Apr 2021 5:59pm, 18 Apr 2021 4,762 posts	Quote Pin mr d Norwich City will be hosting a Covid secure event next month to celebrate promotion to the premier league. One family bubble has applied and been allocated all 22,000 seats.
Jason1969 Apr 2021 9:21pm, 18 Apr 2021 12,845 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Walking sideways burns three times as many calories. Which is why you never see a fat crab.
Mushroom Apr 2021 7:06am, 20 Apr 2021 1,580 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Spurs joining the new Football Super League is like me walking into The Crucible and putting 50p on the table..
Nellers Apr 2021 8:24am, 20 Apr 2021 38,463 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Spurs joint the super league is like Superted joint The Avengers.
JK chameleon Apr 2021 8:41am, 20 Apr 2021 14,016 posts	Quote Pin JK chameleon [Oi! Superted is awesome!]
Jason1969 Apr 2021 9:23am, 20 Apr 2021 12,846 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Breaking news: Colin, Cuthbert, Clyde, Cecil, Curly and Wiggles have formed a new caterpillar super league. Three more caterpillars are expected to join.
Mountkeen Apr 2021 10:09am, 20 Apr 2021 458 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Following the moving sight of Prince Philip making his final journey atop an elderly customised Land-Rover, Prince Andrew has requested that when he goes, it should be on top of a 15-year-old Escort.
Derby Tup Apr 2021 10:29am, 20 Apr 2021 49,770 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup
JRitchie Apr 2021 5:52pm, 20 Apr 2021 2,342 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie There are two things my wife says she hates about me. 1. I never listen to anything she says. 2. Something else.
richmac Apr 2021 8:27am, 21 Apr 2021 15,561 posts	Quote Pin richmac RIP Jim Steinman. Wonder what the last thing he saw was?