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Big Al Widepants May 2021 4:19pm, 8 May 2021 4,721 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I invented a machine that converts grouse into venison. It’s a game changer.
JDove May 2021 6:03pm, 8 May 2021 33 posts	0 JDove Went to a zoo for the first time in ages the other day but all they had there was a dog It was a shi tzu
Jock Itch May 2021 6:23am, 9 May 2021 13,485 posts	0 Jock Itch I asked my friend, "What part of America is your wife from?" He said, "Alaska" I said, "I thought you'd know"
Pothunter May 2021 8:10am, 9 May 2021 4,033 posts	0 Pothunter Everyone was very excited at autopsy club. It was open Mike night.
Binks May 2021 10:58am, 9 May 2021 8,064 posts	0 Binks Juneau the capital of Alaska?
Mountkeen May 2021 3:03pm, 9 May 2021 460 posts	0 Mountkeen My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant. He smelled funny the whole day...
Seratonin May 2021 8:58pm, 9 May 2021 33,827 posts	0 Seratonin Autopsy is a dying art
richmac May 2021 9:52pm, 9 May 2021 15,660 posts	0 richmac Surely taxidermy
GordonG May 2021 9:22am, 10 May 2021 8,564 posts	0 GordonG That too, and don't call me Shirley
DeeGee May 2021 10:19am, 10 May 2021 20,690 posts	0 DeeGee For a couple of months now I've had real trouble buying my preferred lettuce from Sainsburys. They've got loads of bagged salad, but never seem to have any romaine. Then I remembered, Grimsby voted for leaves.