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Joke of the day........

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10:30am, 10 May 2021
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Jock Itch
Thats just the tip of the iceberg !
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10:46am, 10 May 2021
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richmac
It's a little gem of a joke that
May 2021
10:48am, 10 May 2021
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richmac
No one laughed at my salad Joke

I was cress fallen.
um
May 2021
10:51am, 10 May 2021
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um
'cos it must'rd been bad?
May 2021
11:56am, 10 May 2021
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colindglen
Lettuce bring these jokes to an end
May 2021
2:02pm, 10 May 2021
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Derby Tup
Don’t be cress. These are the salad days
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2:13pm, 10 May 2021
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Maclennane
romaine calm
May 2021
2:17pm, 10 May 2021
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Nicholls595
These so called salad joke writers need a rocket up their arse
May 2021
2:19pm, 10 May 2021
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swittle
Such jokes are governed by Cole's Law.
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2:20pm, 10 May 2021
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Diogenes
I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn’t much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer … came second.

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