Joke of the day........

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mushroom Jun 2018 7:26am, 14 Jun 2018 989 posts	0 mushroom The man who thought of anagrams died recently. May he erect a penis...
richmac Jun 2018 8:16am, 14 Jun 2018 11,278 posts	0 richmac there is a special place in hull for the predictive text guy
GordonG Jun 2018 9:02am, 14 Jun 2018 7,526 posts	0 GordonG [true story: further to mushroom's joke, reminds me of when a friend attended a wedding where the father of the bride was Italian. At the end of his speech he raised his glass and apparetnly wished them both "a penis all your life..."]
richmac Jun 2018 4:07pm, 14 Jun 2018 11,279 posts	0 richmac ^^ I heard a version of this as De gaulles wife at a dinner/reception following the end of the war.
Nicholls595 Jun 2018 4:08pm, 14 Jun 2018 16,215 posts	0 Nicholls595 'allo 'allo?
GordonG Jun 2018 4:09pm, 14 Jun 2018 7,528 posts	0 GordonG i'm sure it's happened lots of times, but i do know this version is true.
Stander Jun 2018 8:53am, 15 Jun 2018 15,674 posts	0 Stander Amazon released their pre-tax profit figure today of £1.7 billion. So after tax, that's £1.7 billion.
minardi Jun 2018 3:04pm, 15 Jun 2018 4,151 posts	0 minardi Had the world's tallest man fly in today for a Guinness Book of Records promotion. With hindsight, we probably should have told him to duck when he got out of the helicopter.
Shortcut Cam Jun 2018 6:03pm, 15 Jun 2018 948 posts	0 Shortcut Cam What has four wheels, and flies. A bin lorry
Brunski Jun 2018 7:49pm, 17 Jun 2018 1,033 posts	0 Brunski ^ like it SC, one I can tell to the kids 👍