Joke of the day........

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Jun 2018
9:52am, 24 Jun 2018
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Jock Itch
Yep. They were head and shoulders above the rest! :)

Made that one up. :)
Jun 2018
6:59am, 25 Jun 2018
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Jock Itch
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Jun 2018
7:07am, 25 Jun 2018
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Derby Tup
:)
Jun 2018
8:10am, 25 Jun 2018
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Stander
Unfortunately, the two that didn't kick him out of the shower was his own wife and yer mum
Jun 2018
2:54pm, 25 Jun 2018
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Jock Itch
Coming from a bloke wearing a bra. ;)
Jun 2018
3:25pm, 25 Jun 2018
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g1ngerrevolution
That's not a bloke wearing a bra...

Jun 2018
4:16pm, 25 Jun 2018
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Stander
Eye bleach anyone?
Jun 2018
9:13pm, 25 Jun 2018
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Derby Tup
F*ck
Jun 2018
9:21pm, 25 Jun 2018
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Angus Clydesdale
Rather you than me DT...
Jun 2018
8:09am, 26 Jun 2018
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Stander
Looks like someone already did. That man is surely a pregnant?

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