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daz1927 Jul 2018 7:27am, 1 Jul 2018 5,489 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I've nothing against these feminists really, but I wish that they would channel all that enthusiasm into cooking and cleaning.
Jul 2018 7:37am, 1 Jul 2018 5,490 posts	Quote Pin [Removed by moderator]
Pothunter Jul 2018 12:30pm, 1 Jul 2018 551 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night... The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late" The officer, " Oh really........ and who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The Man, "That would be my wife"
Steve72 Jul 2018 1:39pm, 1 Jul 2018 93 posts	Quote Pin Steve72 I don't think that previous joke will last long!
Mountkeen Jul 2018 12:32am, 2 Jul 2018 377 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?", asks the tailor "Yes. Eumenides?" replies the man.
gcwenn Jul 2018 1:17pm, 2 Jul 2018 2,690 posts	Quote Pin gcwenn I have just seen a transvestite walking down the road in a mini skirt. I thought "that shows balls"
Jock Itch Jul 2018 6:06pm, 2 Jul 2018 12,517 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
Jock Itch Jul 2018 6:06pm, 2 Jul 2018 12,518 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch My flatmate's been hard at work all day today. I slipped a Viagra in his breakfast this morning.
Stander Jul 2018 1:22pm, 5 Jul 2018 15,678 posts	Quote Pin Stander If any of the toys in Toy Story died, Andy wouldn't know and would carry on playing with their dead corpse
Stander Jul 2018 1:56pm, 5 Jul 2018 15,679 posts	Quote Pin Stander I assume Daz now on another ban for a bit.